Cockblock

When you are attempting to get close to a girl and your buddy won't leave the room or starts telling less than flattering stories of you that cause you to lose an opportunity with your new female acquaintance.

Sara was sitting on the couch in the living room, Eric had been talking with her all evening, the party was over, Eric was attempting to get close to Sara but David wouldn't leave the living room even though he kept nodding off.

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Elbow Sauce

Gamer who is well known around the internet as someone to be feared.

Dude, did you see Elbow Sauce, he totally Hackzored me that's not l33t at all ....

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Alero

Vehicle produced by Oldsmobile from 1999 to 2004 until the Oldsmobile line went ker-plunk. Decently fast, it has some unique styling. But in the end there is only one thing you need to know: Made In America -> not rice.

Guy #1: Did you see that Alero smoke that Civic?

Guy #2: What the hell is an Alero?

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gabe

Short for Gabriel Yrigoyen.

Gabe is Gabriel Yrigoyen

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Rectal Crevice

When a person's rectum is molested so much their anus resembles a crevice.

Fred's rectal is so wide from anal intercourse that having sex with him is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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jermum

another way of saying 'your mom'. just sounds better

"hey wanna go to the movies Paul?"
"jermum" he replies.

kinforkunuloved

1) the act of being run through with kniforkunulove
2) funny to watch
3) see ilge or kniforkunulove

See ilge or kniforkunulove