Meeble

A person that is helpless or weak as a result of their own insatiable self-centeredness.

Michelle would do her own work if she wasn't such a meeble.

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isonomonkey

Isonomy means equal distribution of political rights and privileges. The lack of which is the monkey on my back.

Eric has the isonomonkey on his back again, bitching about diamonds and fur coats.

sweat willy

when one inserts a sweaty finger into the ear of another. The sweat should originate from a nasty place, if possible.

Instead of a wet willy, I gave Jari a sweat willy, having been previously rubbing my balls.

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