jesus

a.k.a jesus fucking christ, jesus tap dancing christ and jesus child molestion christ, he seemed to be a good man, and he probally didnt want his beliefs to turn into a cult as it has become, but hey, theres nothin he can do about it he is dead

my pastor: the bible says i can touch you where ever i want, so shut up

me: what?!? the bible just has little kids stories in it

my paster: jesus child molesting christ just take off your clothes

me: help?!?!?!

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