shoulder surfing

Chat-chat, talking without intent; meanwhile eye-cruising.

Whatever girl, she could be talking to George, but she would be looking at Jim, and the whole time she was thinking about Steve. Y'know, shoulder surfing.

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snorkgasm

Fit of uncontrollable snorking, during which the snorker is rendered helpless.

The victim is often in a state of extreme distress; not to be confused with fake snorking.

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x: That snorkgasm she had yesterday was shit-scary.

y: We almost had to take her to the emergency room, duh. Thank god she finally passed out.

x: Yeah, I hope that never happens to me.

y: Dude, you have no sense of humor. Not likely.

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snorker

Someone who habitually snorks during an enthusiastic bout of laughter.

Snorkers may be subject to extreme or mild embarrassment, often accompanied by flushing and/or rapid covering of the mouth. Occasionally snorkers appear to be well-adjusted to their habit, and merely smile afterwards.

Anyone who snorks multiple times on a regular basis may be suspected of being a fake snorker.

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x: Dude, I'm telling ya, I was on a roll. People were rofl plus I got two snorks on the last joke.

y: Yeah, well, that one chick is just a snorker. She'll snork at anything. Hers doesn't count. You got one snork.

X: Does count.

y: Doesn't.

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snorker

Someone who habitually snorks during an enthusiastic bout of laughter.

Snorkers are often subject to extreme or mild embarrassment, usually accompanied by flushing and/or rapid covering of the mouth. Occasionally snorkers appear to be well accustomed to their habit of snorking, and merely smile afterwards.

Anyone who snorks multiple times on a regular basis may be suspected of being a fake snorker.

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x: Hey, I'm telling ya, I was on a roll. I got two snorks on the last joke.

y: Yeah, well, Lula's just a snorker. Hers doesn't count. That makes one.

X: Does count.

y: Doesn't.

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cha-cak

Ca-ca, crap, bullshit, poo––particularly of intellectual, verbal, or emotional variety.

Hey Roy! Quit talking all that cha-cak, would you? You're giving me a brain pain.

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bumph

Stuff that, while peripheral, is essential to the texture of well-created sets for movies.

Critical element to superior set decoration world-wide, though perhaps more commonly associated, in general, with New York or British-made films, among others.

Creates an ambience opposite to "oh, so Hollywood."

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Production Designer, Brit, (viewing a new set): Fantastic! Beautiful work. (entering and looking more closely): But where's the bumph?

Savvy New York Decorator: Sorry, the WHAT?

Brit Designer: You know, the bits and bobs.

NY Decorator: Oh, we have 40 boxes; they're unpacking them now.

Brit Designer: Brilliant.

.......
Brit Designer: Where's the bumph?

One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?

Brit Designer: You know, the bits and bobs.

One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?

Brit Designer: The effing STUFF!

One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?

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brain chatter

a. High intensity inner monologue (in some cases dialogue) that distracts or interrupts activities in the external world.

b. Source of artistic inspiration; often brilliant, sometimes hard to keep pace with.

c. Stuff going on in your head that suggests you should maybe get a second opinion (other than yourself) about your mental well-being.

x: Um, so would that be a yes or a no?

y: Oh, did you say something? Brain chatter going high volume there. Sorry. What was the question?

x: Will you marry me?

y: Oooo – hey, can I get back to you on that? It's really busy in here right now and I'm missing part of what they're saying.

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