Tranquilizer

A person with a gun who shoots beams of tranquility to render a specific area 'Tranquil'

DUDE 1: "Hey, I love this place - with all the smog and death and corruption!"
DUDE 2: "Oh yes it is------"
TRANQUILIZER: "Be gone foul specific area of death"
*FIRES GUN......... AS GOOD AS THE GARDEN OF EDEN*

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Terminology

The fascinating, deeply respected study of Airport terminals

DUDE 1: "Mate, where's the Qantas Terminal"
MATE: "Sorry I can't help you, it's Sydney airport"
DUDE 1: "Someone didn't study terminology!!"

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greek economy

A lack of wealth

P1: "Mate, chuck me two bucks to purchase that Italian god! "
P2: "Nah sorry, I am the greek economy!!!!!"

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oxymoron

That one guy who can only oxy-weld and never tries to TIG, MIG or even Arc weld!

MIG: "Look at Jarred over there, what an oxymoron!"
TIG: " I know, what an absolute Oxidizer!!!!"

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