Stank And Spank

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.

“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”

lod

a basic insult that actually can be quite offensive and effective, whilst sounding funny as well

Mark: "Hey, Chad, do you see that white kid over there watching anime on his phone for the plot?"
Chad: "Yeah dude. Fuck him, he's a lod."
"ur mum a lod, she a ucker sket xd"

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