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Ethan

ethan is one word with thousands of meanings. hes the sweetest guy youll ever meet! he is very talented and enjoys sports a lot. not to mention that hes a crackhead, but also has a very soft side. he can be your 3 am thoughts or maybe even lose his driver license cause of driving you insane by his perfection! trust me, its IMPOSSIBLE to not fall for him. his heart is made out of pure gold while his mind is pure beauty. he may be protective, possessive and very jealous sometimes, but hes cute as fuck no matter how he acts. angry? stupid? nope, cant change my mind. epitome of perfection; ethan. perhaps the best boyfriend ever.

keyo: oh look, perfection is approaching us!

someone: you mean ethan?

keyo: yeah, man, shit i got a big fat crush on him

by ethan's stalker, keyo January 5, 2019

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gayvana

havana is an average loser

she thinks shes so cool, but
she laughs at stupid shit that

doesnt make any damn sense.

she can be really dumb too 😸

but she has a heart made out
of stone, unbreakable 😎
gold is shit fyi

yall square up and get yourself
a havana

someone: its a havana...... thaaanksss....

keyo: you mean gayvana

by ethan's stalker, keyo January 6, 2019

2👍 1👎


little boy E

ethan. the most amazing guy to ever exist?? i agree. it's impossible to not love him, but it's best if you back up. everything about him is so perfect, even his flaws. he's perhaps also the cutest guy out there. he always act so tough, but truth is that he has a heart that's so fragile. he is soft, very soft and it's so adorable. no one would ever want to break his precious heart. especially keyo, her heart is like connected to his.

ethan: breathes

keyo: fuck you now i'm soft

little boy E 🥺

by ethan's stalker, keyo April 16, 2019