accidiss

An accidental diss

Guy 1: I think i'm gonna apply to DICK'S.
Guy 2: Yeah you'd fit right in there.
Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: Sorry about the accidiss, I just meant you know a lot about sports.

baritone

the silly, loud, perverted, and just plain creepy section of a marching band; it's basically an oversized bass clef trumpet. P.S. it's not the same thing as a mellophone

Those guys are such baritones.

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trumpet

An instrument played by the cockiest of band members. Those who play the trumpet tend to think they are the gods of the band.

That arrogant bastard is such a trumpet.

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football hangover

The feeling (like you just spent a long night at a bar) that you get after a high school football game.

Applys to members of the band, drill team, color guard, fans, and of course the football team.

Guy 1: You want to go out today.
Guy 2: Not after the game yesterday, I've got a total football hangover

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A-bomb

an asian getting an 89 or less on something, also known as an asian fail

Steve: What's wrong?
Ching-Lao: I got an 88 on my chemistry test
Steve: Wow you totally a-bombed!

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