Begel

Clenching and unclenching one's asshole to prevent prolapse

"Bro, an innie I must have, so begels I must do."

Ho and a half

An even bigger ho than usual; to be used in reference to someone who is a gigantic or even minor pain in the ass (depending on one's irritation level)

"Ho and a half ass bitch... Niceee car, and can't even use a blinker..? Your lane is the SIDEWALK."

Paulsoning

Doing an ugly scream-cry like Sarah Paulson

The break up hit that bitch so hard. She was Paulsoning all over the place.