Micheál Martin

hailing from cork, he is the current taoiseach (prime minister) of the republic of ireland.

he is also the guy who lost an election, still became head of government, can't control his own party and consistently fails on dealing with the covid pandemic, aka, a complete shmuck.

man 1: you see that guy walking straight into the door, despite it being open?
man 2: yeah, he's a right micheál martin.