MacLifer

1. Someone who consistantly goes to MacDonald's atleast once a week.
2. Someone who works at MacDonald's all they're life, this job is usually they're first job.

That fatty is a maclifer, i seen her come in here 3 times this week already.
Sean is a maclifer, all he does is work at macdonalds 24/7

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pukegasm

when your soo wasted that when you puke you feel soooo much better.

i felt so sick, that when i puked, i had a pukegasm.

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schwarzwald

Means, in German: Black Forest, which is then transferred into a man, or women's, hairy ass, cuz its a forest of hairs, that are black. yyyeeeaaahhh.

I have a fucking schwarzwald.

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MAIDS

The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).

I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.

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jizz cracker

When a group of males, such as a football or hockey team, punish a rookie player by each person jizzing on the same cracker then the rookie has to eat it.

Carlos is a new player, so we're going to give him the jizz cracker next tournament.

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Dante Hall

Probably the most exciting return man in the Nation Football League today, I'm not saying the best, but the most exciting. He plays for the Kansas City Cheifs and plays slot.

In 2003, Dante Hall changed directions three times on his way to a 93 yard punt return touchdown.

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grinder

A girl who grinds her teeth alone the shaft of a man's penis.

That chick was a grinder, so I gave her a purple mushroom...see purple mushroom for details.

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