I want chode. I love chode. I have a huge chode to compliment my giant penis.
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when someone is passed out, you stick your asshole directly on the persons nose, then fart, twice.
J-OP got brown nosed at the basketball tournament.
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take a guess, whats shaped like a rocketship, has a purple top and is full of passion.
Cindy: "I heard that Evan over there has a huge purple passion rocket."
Evan over hears this.
Evan: "How about you find out for yourself."
(Evan whips out his dick)
All the girls stood motionless in amazement, not only for the giant cock in front of them, but for the bravery of Evan for whipping it out in the middle of math class.
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One Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, roughly equivilant to the Big Bang.
The fastest way of dying is 1CNRhK.
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a beard thats been growing for quite some time
i havnt shaved in 5 weeks, rockin a kimbo
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when da bitch be on her rag and u eat dat shit out.
Guy: "What do you call it when you eat your women out when shes having her period?"
Me: "You gave yo bitch a red swirl you sick son of a bitch."
Guy: "Yeah, four times this week."
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a guys name, also sounds alot like harry butthole
man did you see that, it looked like....uuuuhhhhhh harry buttle, ya i know harold buttle