Evan Peters

The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.

Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"

Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."

Marley: "Awh man."

Bengals

1. the team that is going to win the Superbowl ✓

Person #69: "I know the bengals are gonna win"