burbly

An adjective describing the strange sounds made in the depths of ones body.

I must be hungry or something because my stomach is all burbly.

ewake

When you're up all night on the internet.

I was ewake all night looking at pictures of Jack Black.

jobble

Another term for a double chin.

Dude man, you're gaining some weight. You already have a jobble!

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randumb

Spontaneous stupidity.

"He probably thinks it's funny when he breaks into the 'berries and cream' dance, but everyone else thinks it's so randumb.

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grumpies

1. An imaginary disease that causes one to be uncontrollably emotional.

2. A word used when you can't excuse your bitchy behavior with "I'm PMSing" because you used it a week and a half ago.

I'm sorry I snapped at you today, I just have a bad case of the grumpies.

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dilbo

A hobbit sex toy named after a famous explorer from the Shire.

Samwise should probably buy his girl a dilbo.

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sophie

sophie is the best person ever and i hope she knows that i love her and that’s she’s so nice and she deserves the world

person: “omg why is evelynne smiling?”
me: “oh! i’m texting sophie”