rebootlip

when an established fictional universe, work, or series which originally was centered around white characters is restarted and recast with black actors.

nigerian MAGA hat wearer one: "you see that new rebootlip of Wonder Years?"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer two: "yeah it stunk"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer one: "really?! it wasn't any good?"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer two: "nah, it was good, just the whole cast is black now and they looked like they stunkd"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer one: "yeah these rebootlips are outta control, heard they gonna rebootlip Dr Doolittle and call it Doctor Dindunuffin"

BABIP

an advanced baseball statistic (h-hr)/(ab-k-hr+sf) that is used typically by non-athletic caucasian american nerds to attribute the skill of hitting to a random chance. this term is used mostly in conversation by nerds with other nerds to soothe the pain of rooting for a crappy low payroll baseball team that can't get the big hits to win games. when used by a nerd with a non-nerd, it is used in a condescending manner to exemplify their superior knowledge of crappy players and teams who are supposed to be good but aren't because of BABIP.

sabean: "i knew freddy sanchez was going to be clutch and take it to cliff lee in game 1 of the world series and give us the momentum we needed to finally win a world series championship".

beane: "hahaha, you do realize that it was just a fluctuation in BABIP right? oh wait, i forgot, hahaha...you don't know what that is. let me explain...."

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chicano proposal

when a chicano gets his old lady pregnant and they have no choice but to get married.

Lil' Puppet: hey foo, you ever gonna marry your hyna, Mousie, a?

Joker: chale ese, i proposed a couple weeks ago
Lil' Puppet: for reals foo? congratulations a
Joker: for reals, she tolls me she was pregnant and i was all, "for reals? we better get married a."
Lil' Puppet: thas the chicano proposal right there mang, thas wassup vato.