taking a girl from a party to a rotunda to try finger her
did you hear about that guy at billy's party? he wheeled some bird and took her for some rotundering, he touched her thigh but spewed and passed out before he could slip a digit and introduce her to a game of pong knuckle
when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia
oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release