When a man uses a snake skin for a substitute for a condom.
Jeff: man I'd rather a Mississippi snake sock than a condom.
This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.
3π 2π
When a man ejaculates in a woman's anus and then she bends over and squirts it's out.
Zack and Jenny did the poop shooter last night, and Zack said jenny squirted ten feet.
8π 4π
When a man erotically shoves mashed potatoes in a girls vagina and then has sex with her.
Kurt: last weekend me and Kate did the Mississippi potato pie, and I had flys on my dick for a week.
3π 4π
When a sexually active females vagina smells like rotting mustard
This girl named Jordan mutispaugh is a mustard slut, I can smell it from a mile away.
Rick: oh my word the hoe is a mustard slut, I throw up every time I get within 20 feet of her.
1π 3π
When a girl has huge fat vaginal lips and it looks similar to a camel toe.
Jade brockaus has a huge fucking camel toe, I can't stand to see it I throw up everytime, that fat twat bitch!!
5π 3π
When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.
My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!
Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.
When a fat persons neck skin hangs down and looks like a Turkey neck.
My granny's turkey neck looks really nasty.