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Mississippi snake sock

When a man uses a snake skin for a substitute for a condom.

Jeff: man I'd rather a Mississippi snake sock than a condom.

This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.

by everythingzen February 28, 2015

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Poop shooter

When a man ejaculates in a woman's anus and then she bends over and squirts it's out.

Zack and Jenny did the poop shooter last night, and Zack said jenny squirted ten feet.

by everythingzen March 18, 2015

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Mississippi potato pie

When a man erotically shoves mashed potatoes in a girls vagina and then has sex with her.

Kurt: last weekend me and Kate did the Mississippi potato pie, and I had flys on my dick for a week.

by everythingzen March 8, 2015

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Mustard slut

When a sexually active females vagina smells like rotting mustard

This girl named Jordan mutispaugh is a mustard slut, I can smell it from a mile away.

Rick: oh my word the hoe is a mustard slut, I throw up every time I get within 20 feet of her.

by everythingzen March 9, 2015

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Fat twat bitch

When a girl has huge fat vaginal lips and it looks similar to a camel toe.

Jade brockaus has a huge fucking camel toe, I can't stand to see it I throw up everytime, that fat twat bitch!!

by everythingzen March 12, 2015

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Sasquatcher

When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.

My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!

Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.

by everythingzen February 28, 2015


Turkey neck

When a fat persons neck skin hangs down and looks like a Turkey neck.

My granny's turkey neck looks really nasty.

by everythingzen February 28, 2015