boogers

The spawn of The Boogie Man.

Person: "I ate juicy boogers for lunch."

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Sliding Door

A door that slides.

Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."

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velcro

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.

Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."

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Piggy Banks

A bank in the form of a pig. Usually.

Person: "Look! A piggy bank! Let's shake it so it makes a cool noise!"

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Refrigerator

A thing used to re frigerate food.

Person: "I want to re frigerate my liverwurst. I think I will put it back in my refrigerator."

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Dark and Light

AWSOME Kickass MMORPG set to be released in January 2005

Holy dog shit man, Dark and Light rocks the Casbah!!!

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black bloc

revolutionary anarchist street tactic where participants engage in direct action against the forces of corporate and state repression, dressing as the indigenous zapatista rebels of chiapas do, in black with bandannas or balaclavas. also the bane of bed-wetting conservatives, cry-baby liberals and ignorant neo-fascists alike, many of whom have been upstaged or bitch-slapped by the black bloc with extreme vigilance.

"The Black Bloc pissed all over George Bush's inaugural parade in January, 2001."

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