Fax Machine

A machine used for sending faxes.

Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)

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Open Drawer

A drawer that is open.

Person: "I have a drawer and when it is open I call it an open drawer."

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Paper Clip

A clip for paper

Person: "I have a paper clip. I think I will use it for clipping paper together!"

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The Matrix

an excellent movie that has fantastic SPFX, a semi decent story line, mediocre acting and awesome fight scenes, which grabs the viewer into believing that these movies are the best thing since STAR WARS, only to find that the next two movies where written and directed by intoxicated watchers of the tele tubbies, turning what is possibly the best original movie in years into the good part of the worst method of spending my hard earned money to see a movie when the trailer is so much better than the movie itself

I saw the first matrix, it was awesome. I can't wait for the sequels!
I saw the second movie, it didnt make alot of sense, and it was nearly all dialog.
I saw the third movie, thank fuck neo died, I hate the bastard! I wan't the last two and a half hours of my life back!!! What a crock of shit

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Vibrating tooth brush

A brush for your teeth that vibrates.

Person: "I like things that vibrate and I want a brush for my teeth so I think I will buy a vibrating tooth brush."

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T Shirt

A shirt in the shape of a T

Person: "I just bought a shirt in the shape of a T. I think it is a t shirt. What do you think?"

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Pen Cap

A cap for pens. Used so the ink won't dry out of the pen, or to chew on. Always put the pen cap back on the pen.

Person: "I need to put the pen cap back on my pen for future chewing enjoyment."

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