Backwoods Retard

The Lead guitarist in my old rockin band. Jacob. He lives in mississippi.

eviL, I'm gonna call you negative lead. Well I'm gonna call you Backwoods Retard.

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velcro

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.

Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."

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Sliding Door

A door that slides.

Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."

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Refrigerator

A thing used to re frigerate food.

Person: "I want to re frigerate my liverwurst. I think I will put it back in my refrigerator."

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Microwave

Something that heats things up using micro waves. Used for cooking food, torturing baby kittens, and much much more.

Person: "I want to cook my chinese food using waves that are micro. I think I will go and buy a microwave."

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black bloc

revolutionary anarchist street tactic where participants engage in direct action against the forces of corporate and state repression, dressing as the indigenous zapatista rebels of chiapas do, in black with bandannas or balaclavas. also the bane of bed-wetting conservatives, cry-baby liberals and ignorant neo-fascists alike, many of whom have been upstaged or bitch-slapped by the black bloc with extreme vigilance.

"The Black Bloc pissed all over George Bush's inaugural parade in January, 2001."

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aklesh

full fucked up fuckhead who thinks he is the best

evil is going to merderlize aklesh

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