pube

A part of a mutant evil life form that grows in the penis/balls/vagina area once you hit the dreadful stage of puberty where for guys you give off more water through your armpits then a fountain does and for girls they bleed from their vagina and get cramps every month!
pubes are also commonly know as the fuzzle on neopets online pet game. A pube is a single strand of hair from the mutant black animal. The animal also keeps smells and sweats too.

One night I was masturbating with a clean crotch that was bald and clean with no smell. I went away for a month and during that month on holiday it attacked me and when i got back it was grown heaps. My dad said it was just pubes buy i knew that it was the monster.

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