Friendshift

A periodic analysis and inventory of friends, or influences in your life that lead to a 'shifting out' of the toxic ones.

Mary: "Every time I sign on to social media, I get so stressed out by all of the negativity! It's not fun anymore!"
Bob: "Maybe it's time for a friendshift."

Hestie

When Cody calls you his bestie, his phone changes it to hestie, so it becomes a new word used to express highest status in the friend department.

Him:
"Course I'd tell you. You're my hestie."
"Bestie lol"

Her:
"Haha I knew what you meant - but this is now a new word."

Next day:
"Whattup Hestie lol"

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