Dunch

A combination of dinner and lunch. Also the sound when you try to surprise someone with anal sex with a raging hard-on (or strap on) but the recipient is wearing a substantial butt plug that prevents said butt sex.

Dude, I tried to surprise her with anal last night but I got the dunch.

Douche nugget

The child of a douchebag who will undeniably become a douchebag one day.

Guy 1: Man, that kid's a real douche nugget.

Guy 2: Yeah... look at his douchebag dad.. I'm sure his personality is already rubbing off on the poor kid.

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