sharp right turn

can be abbreviated as “srt” in text messages, a sharp right turn is when one completely changes subjects out of the blue and the new subject has absolutely nothing to do with what was previously discussed. it is used as a method not to seem rude when completely changing subjects as one is simply sharing something that popped into their head.

say you are talking about animals and suddenly some really depressing thought comes into your head that you feel the need to share. you could say “sharp right turn but....” and then share that thought.

butt pancakes

so basically, it is when one’s ass is so hot that if you were to take a ladle and some pancake batter and pour it on your ass that the batter would cook to a perfect golden brown, ready for serving.

bro, my room was so hot last night i could have made some delicious BURNING FUCKING BUTT PANCAKES!!!