yeet lol xd

When you yeet so hard on someone and they die.

Person 1: "YEEET"

Person 2: *dies*

Person 1: "yeet lol xd"

Pain

Pain is when you go from having 3 listeners on your Spotify through Discord to just you listening. Pure loneliness and suffering.

Me: "yooo, I have 3 listeners on to my Spotify on Discord!"
My friend: "woah"

*10 minutes later*

Listeners: *leaves*
Me: *mental agonizing and pain*

2👍 1👎

Fortnite

Unrealistic sandbox game. This is a great game if you want your kid to get autism.

8 year old (don't worry, I got you, 9 year olds): "oH hI mArK!" *slurps soda extremely loud* "wAnNa pLaY FORTNITE?!?!?"

other 8 year old: "The fuck you say to me, you little shit?!"

10👍 3👎

har du hørt om at tage opvasken

One of the famous quotes by author, Oskar David Bach.

Albert: *uploads "Unboxing Video"*

Oskar David Bach: "har du hørt om at tage opvasken"