Coronadrone

Coronavirus fearmongers. Usually seen on Reddit or Twitter, fiercely advocating for social distancing laws, or in the mall, screaming at people who don't wear a mask.

person 1: NOOOO YOU HAVE TO WEAR A MASK AND KEEP 6 FEET FROM MEEEE CORONA IS GONNA KILL US ALLLLL

person 2: Dude, you're such a coronadrone.

flipping burgers

according to one stereotype, the thing you will absolutely do for your lifetime if you don't study hard enough

Son: *chilling in room*
Mom: hey you what the fuck are you doing, better go study something so you won't be flipping burgers
Son: *sigh*

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shitties

shark titties, of the anthropomorphic sort. can be used for other anthropomorphic fish interchangeably (less common)

person: nice shitties you got :3
great white shark: glubglubglub *mauls person to death*