freening

To act in a way that makes others think that you may be insane or possibly just weird.

Guy 1: Dude, where did that girl go?
Guy 2: She's in the bathroom with the lights off.
Guy 1: What's she doing?
Guy 2: Just kinda freening I guess. I don't know.

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geel popper

A large zit that is ripe for squeezing.

Donna was acting weird and wouldn't look me in the face when I was talking to her. I went and looked in the bathroom mirror and realized that I had a massive geel popper on my forehead! Wow, man, I ain't hittin' on shit!

singing his ass off

Refers to a singer who has a flat voice or regularly wanders off key.

Guy 1: Let's go to The Station tonight.
Guy 2: Oh man. I can't take that band that plays over there. That little short dude's gonna be singing his ass off and I'll be cringing all night long.

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blind man

To have bad acne, pimples, zits, etc.

(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")

Guy 1: Laurie's really a cute chick; shame about her complexion though.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.

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took all the funk out

Usually describes the sound of a bad white band trying to play black music. It can also be applied in situations where someone is just being too uptight or not "keeping it real".

(Band plays poor version of "Brick House")
Reaction: "Damn! They took all the funk out of that!"

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sweeping it

To put in a spectacularly entertaining drunken performance in a social situation.

It was amazing. He was sweeping it big-time. He was all hammered so he accidentally peed on himself and then he went up to a big table full of girls and spilled his drink on them. He topped it all off by puking in the bushes outside.

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poisoned

To be very hung over.

We started trading off Jager shots after Ricky showed up last night. I'm all poisoned like a son of a bitch today. I'm never drinking again!

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