ur cat a mat

The worst insult in the English language. Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, and ur dog a log
Every time this is said the universe gets one step closer to deletion.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 3: lol u guys are such fucking nerds
Person 1: oh yeah person 3? ur cat a mat
*Person 3 explodes and the universe deletes itself*

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Hecking darn frickster

Someone who swears on your christian Minecraft server

You're such a hecking darn frickster!

4👍 1👎

stupid nigger fuckhead

you

You fucking stupid nigger fuckhead

64👍 15👎

noah fence

The pronunciation of "no offence"

"I hate blacks. Noah fence."

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heck

The worst and most horrible swear word in the English language. Anybody who uses such a word will be sent out of the universe and chopped into tiny bits by Osama Bin Laden and Bush in a gangbang and then the tiny bits will be eaten by Satan himself.

1: "Holy heck, dude!"
2: "you have made a mistake, my friend"
1 goes flying off of the face of the earth and out of the universe, where Osama and Bush will decide his fate.