primable

(adj.) Modifier that describes an item that comes with free shipping via Amazon Prime on Amazon.com.

"I want to order that fire pit."
"Yo, Bri, is it primable?"
"Yeah."
"Then order that shit!"
"Done and done."

splifference

To split the difference; too lazy to say all three of those words.

Ex. 1
Alan: "How's this one compared to the last one?"
Brian: "Can we splifference between the two?"

Ex. 2
Alan: "Do you want me to hook you up with someone like Tiffany, or someone like Jasmine?"
Brian: "Tiffany's legs are like nom nom nom nom nom, but Jasmine's chest is like BAM! Can you splifference it?"