yeppoon yoja

n. hot Korean girl who looks like I'd like to f*ck her.

I rolled up to the Hodori at about 2:15 and, to my pleasant surprise, it was crawling with yeppoon yojas.

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fuckitday

n. a work (or school) day that has been spontaneously converted into a day off.

Tuesday,I woke up late and couldn't find my keys so I declared it a fuckitday.

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pie taster

n. 1. a person whose primary function in life is performing oral sex on women. 2. a member of a particlarly rude D.C. ska band known for encouraging prostitution and drunk driving.

1. That smile on Rindy's face is courtesy of Skeevo, every girl's favorite pie taster. 2. What the hell ever became of the Pietasters?

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loco

adj. Hawaiian for "from around here."

Skeevo ain't no haole! He's loco!

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jinx removing

v. the process of engaging in superstitious acts in order to end a string of bad luck. usually in reference to bad luck in the relationship department.

Blake's jinx removing consisted of blowing 12 and kissing the 13th finger, then saying, "rabbit, rabbit" on the first, before holding his breath.

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jawbreaker

n. 1. a word that is difficult to pronouce. 2. the greatest rock and roll band to ever regret going corporate.

1. "Don't use your goddamn jawbreakers with me! How the hell am I supposed to know what hermeneuticology means if I can't even f*cking pronouce it!"

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Jesus ring

n. a ring with the word "JESUS" incribed on it. usually worn on the left ring finger of pious Christian girls to indicate that they are Brides of the Lord.

Skeevo: I think I'll be tap-tap-tapping on that Rindy tonight!
F: I don't think so man, did you notice the Jesus ring on her finger?

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