pop and run

n. A form of martial art that consists of sucker punching your opponent and then fleeing for your life.

I gave Jong the old pop and run, but he caught my slow ass and beat the crap outta me.

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roid monster

n. A genetic hybrid combining the DNA of Pacific Lobster and Tiger Shrimp resulting in what can be described as a small lobster or a very large shrimp. Usually served (in limited quantities) at all-you-can-eat sushi restaurants.

I ate a bunch of those roid monsters last night, but they always look better than they taste.

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IP

n. short for identified patient

It seems Jan was the IP in the Brady's therapy sessions, although at some points Peter took over that role.

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boundaries

n. psychobabble for a person's ability to tell himself apart from those around him. "rigid boundaries" indicate an inability to form close relationships. "no boundaries" indicates a spineless, mindless, asskissing lemming.

Skeevo's got good boundaries; he ain't willing to co-sign for his girlfriend's car loan.

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hodori

n. 1. Korean for "tiger," typically used as the main character in nonsense allegories told by older Korean men to their young companions. 2. Korean restaurant in LA's Koreatown, cheap and open 24 hours. Sometimes known for post-party brawls and hookups.

1. In Korea, even the hodori must know when to return to the mountain and again encounter his kind and powerful bride, the range hawk, and thus begin the journey Inward! 2. This yeppoon yoja told me to meet her at Hodori, but when I got there Jin Young and his boys jumped me in the parking lot.

P.W.

n. abbr for "Pastor's Wife." Usually of two variations: 1)manipulative and phoney or 2)obviously believes she married the wrong guy.

1) Auntie Linda is a classic P.W., always working the church politics; 2) but Pastor Jim's wife Jana just ain't into religion and I think she might be sleeping with the worship leader.

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identified patient

n. family therapy lingo indicating which child is causing all the problems in a family and whom, unless cured or removed, prevents the family from an otherwise wonderful life. often shortened to: IP

All my heroes were probably the identified patients in their families.

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