yoga dick

Phenomenon that occurs when a man wears a pair of pants to yoga class so tight that you can see exactly where the pee comes from.

Natalie: Holy shit! Did you see that guy?
Nick: What? Where?
Natalie: To your right. His pants have conjured up some serious yoga dick!

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Bratchos

A game changing collaboration of de-cased beer brats atop blue corn chips as a stand in for ground beef. Campfire roasted for impeccable taste value.

Detox: We need to hit the store to make nachos all I’ve got is brats, no beef!
Razor: Fuck that, throw the brats on the chips!
Benny: Bratchos bitches! BOOM!
Tricky: That sounds awesome!