Mampi

A person who is over weight.

Why did you sprat what big old mampi butters?!

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bung punch

The act of punching a douchebag in the anus. Popularly followed by a wedgie, refered to as an atomic bung punch. Similar to a credit cardslide.

Carlos was being a douchebag so i gave him a bung punch.

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Sillygaymanwhore

Alister Wilson

Dude 1: Why is alister getting into the back of that mans car.
Dude 2: Because he's a sillygaymanwhore!

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vowles

Name given to some one who can last very long.

Vowles went for hours last night.

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FALZ

n, v, adj, adv, interjection, etc.
A higher, undefinable state of being. The state of being better than everyone. Anyone/thing can be FALZ, and one intrinsically knows if one is FALZ.
(opposite of zlaf)

That was FALZ.

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S.O.S.D.D.

Same ole shit, Different day
See also S.S.D.D.

1 "How's it goin'?"
2 "SOSDD!"

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bun in the oven

state of being pregnant

I'd like to fuck that girl with a bun in the oven.

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