Dime

10,000 dollars, lent to drug dealers.

I gave my homeboy Freddy 10,000, but that damn n*gger ran off with that shit.

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friendster

So my friends and I were talking this over and we've basically come to five conclusions. 1. Friendster is a great way to meet new people. 2. If someone on Friendster wants to meet up with you in person, they're probably a creepy loner that you want nothing to do in the first place. 3. We don't want to contact other people on the basis that they'd think we're creepy loners. 4. We have no idea why we're really on Friendster. 5. My Friendster name is Fred. Maybe we can hang out!

"Friendster" was a fun waste of time for about three weeks.

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crap

rap. Rap is crap.

you can't spell crap without rap

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pizzle

chis lane's dick!
christened by izzy n polly!

polly, pizzle is so smooth! do u shave it?

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fongrongedong

Fred in pig chinese (like pig latin)

vowels are said as they should be, consonants have "ong" added to the end. Then, speak!

works best with words that don't start with a vowel or have two vowels together

Holy Shit -

Hong o long yong song hong i tong!

Bitch

Bong i tong cong hong

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adams apple

when people sleep with their mouths open they are in danger of racoons and other small woodland animals from scurrying down into the windpipe. the creature may become dislodged by tempting them with nuts and/or other savoury snacks.

i knew i should have wore my mouth net last, my pet dog just gave me an adams apple

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Barney

A kook on a mountain bike.

That barney can't keep his bike on the trail.

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