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slang term inspired by the well-known
colloquialism 'devil's lettuce.'
Refers to hard drugs that reduce down to a white powder resembling dandruff
(Ex: meth, cocaine, & apparently some type of heroin)
Next time JimBob asks if I want to smoke the devil's dandruff with him, I'll run in the other direction. If he follows me then I'll break his meth pipe, and he'll probably break my nose.
"on my life"
nOT 'oh my lord' it's 2024 people
as in, replaces "I swear" with something your sister might understand, but probably not your mom, and definitely not your grandma.
yo that flower that JimBob just got from the plug is LOUD. I mean we smoked 1/2 a joint and I was gassed bro and I dab 13 times a day. That shit is straight fire oml
What I'd have tatted on my knuckles if it wouldn't get me fired from my job.
I'm 28 years old, still live with my parents, dropped out of grad school and have -$69.13 in my bank account even though I've had a full time job since I was 17. Honestly fuck meth dude. Because crystal meth ruined my life. I just need to make a career change so I can get that shit tatted on my knuckles as a reminder, to stop myself from smoking the Devil's dandruff ever again.
To vandalize (vandalise) your cheating, soon to be ex boyfriend's vehicle.
Consists of (but not limited to):
Keying vehicle's exterior. Writing your name by ripping the leather upholstery on the interior. Using the vehicle headlights for batting practice. Permanently deflating all 4 tires.
Now that I know JimBob is cheating I might just go Carrie Underwood.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. (Not like he'll ever get a bad bitch like me again)