John

A cat in a mortal's form. Is convinced he is the God Prophet. Loves redheaded women but may also a manhoe when it comes to his boyfriends. Will stab you. May also be from Valencia #nohomo.

John:. It was a pleasure for you to experience my presence.
Person: That's a John all right.

Dani

A hobbit sized Italian with short hair. Loves borbs. Equal parts cocaine and sports bra.

Person 1: Have you met Dani?
Person 2: Oh yeah, a Dani is a delight but will fight you.