A state of hightened excitement, or non-sobriety. Often during the day. Reflects the disorder often found in a kitchen.
âThis fool is shmacked.â
âNo bro, heâs KITCHENEDâ
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The redness that white people experience post drinking or smoking. An acknowledgment of the fact that white people are so white that they turn red at literally everything. Give a white girl 2 drops of alcohol or smoke a joint near her and her face, neck, and eyes will begin to glow.
"Why is Britney so red?"
"She just took a shot. It's the caucasian glow."