sped

abbreviation of 'special ed' which originates from a legend of a person named ed collette, who was apparently so retarded that when the world's greatest and most renowned english scholars gathered for their annual meeting, they first decided to make 'sped' a real word in recognition of this unique person, then, with this first bit of business done, went on to add shakespeare to the high school curriculum and other such matters of less significant importance

"that guy who stands there drooling all day is a sped"
"only a sped would fail their grade 3 trombone exam"
"George Bush is a sped"

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