jungle dick

1) A hairy, sloppy penis.

2) A condition brought about by having a myriad of different diseases and fungi on and within the dick. Imagine a jungle, a dark, damp, living, breathing environment rife with plants, fungus, cockroaches, parasites, germs, and bugs, all within its own little ecosystem. Now imagine that on your dick.

Aids, syphilis, and fungus combined = jungle dick.

1) Joe never shaves his dick, therefore he has jungle dick.

2) Ben had sex with too many freshmen without using a rubber, now he has permanent jungle dick.

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