Post Oak Middle School

Post Oak Middle School, a school in Spotsylvania Virginia where kids think you can get high off of snorting pixie sticks. Kids that go to Post Oak probably won't graduate and a majority of them have been held back multiple years. Ever wonder why the 6th grade boys have fully grown facial hair? Well now you know. Some of them are older then the 8th graders. Kids at this school are so stupid that they can't even pass a test when they're using a study guide with the exact questions and answers that are on the test. Occasionally, a 6th grader may arrive with a small bit of intelligence, but this is soon corrupted by the smell of e-cigarettes when entering the bathroom. The school tries to talk about how they're one of the best schools in the county when really they came in 6th place overall. 6th place out of 7? 6th place in what? If you're about to go to Post Oak Middle School, I wish you luck in your next 3 (or 5) years in hell.

"Why does your kid always keep an entire bag of pixie sticks with him?"

"He goes to Post Oak Middle School"