ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.

(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!

Izzole

School-yard slang for the somewhat more formal His-hole. An exclamation given a fortunate turn of events involving another. Sometimes used to deflect a brag.

Maggot: oi brah checkit scored a scagroll from mumz boyfriend Brad
Jelilah: izzole