drunklexic

the art of misspelling words backwards after consuming alcohol

Girl: the partys over
Guy: thats so emal
Girl: uh, what?
Guy: just had a drunklexic moment

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Snow Kiting

A sport which involves flying up a mountain strapped to a giant fucking parachute and allowing the laws of physics to have sex with your face.

Guy 1: You want to go snow kiting?
Guy 2: Na man i'd rather shave with a grater.

Cunt Castle

A house full of pampered, spoiled, selfish, stupid, whiny daddys girls with no spines or manners and loose vaginas.

Dude 1: "Lets go over to Alpha Gam, they're having a party."
Dude 2: "Hell no, that place is a cunt castle."

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