Falfalu

.some sort of an animal, usually really sweet (chamyu) but unexpected at the same time.
anatomically looks like a spotted black and white avocado cow.
behaviorally acts like a catdog.
majestic AF
can be found on high gardens, or on soft couches
motorcycles's biggest enemy

This Falfalu is out of control
Fal fa lu, falu haktantana (sang with the beat of another one bites the dust)
look at my falu, this is the best falu in town for sure!

Markus

A man with a very contoversial name
Means "Mr Pussy" in Hebrew

I hate Markus, he's such a Mr. Pussy
Even Nepalese thinks Markus is a very funny name
Also Lior thinks Markus is the funniest name ever