Sarchasm

The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Doofus: What do you mean, you'd love to? I thought you always said you hated doing that!

Dude that caught the sarcasm: Man, that's a gaping sarchasm

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pockalanche

when you're looking in your pocket for something and everything else in there falls out

Sorry, I'll pick up all that pockalanche debris

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