thailand

1) a country in asia... thats fucknig awesome.
2) a joke you play on your friends, usually guys.

1) thailand woman: lets smoke, drink and have sex with my hot sister!
2) me: whats the capitol of thailand?
him: er...
me: BANGKOK! *punch in the nuts*

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hit the sack

another joke you play on your friends (usually guys). see example.

me: what do you do before you go to bed?
him: ???
me: hit the sack! *punch in the nuts*

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magic carpet ride

the magic carpet on snowboarding mountains

the magic carpet is so slow i think i will get hungry before i reach the top

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