Toshiba App

The application that doesn't exist but still gets a lot of credit because it's BIG Toshiba.

Poor Guy: Hey I have Toshiba App to sell you.

Rich Guy: Okay, I will buy it.

Poor Guy: Okay, money first.

Rich Guy: Okay, here is my money.
Poor Guy: Thanks for your money. You will receive nothing. You will receive Toshiba App.

chem cracker

Something like a computer cracker, except uses chemicals in various forms to extract information from and exploit the target.

No one there uses computers, they use chemicals to crack instead. They chem crackers!