when youâre the smart and most sensible one of an internet friend group and have a thing for 90s heartthrobs! examples include : christian bale, jennifer aniston and sandra bullock.
you were born in the wrong generation? omg youâre The Rania Theory!!
jen anistonâs way of SIMPLY saying model before realizing its ACTUALLY model
this is not easy for you; you know if youâre not a MODULE
...0.5 seconds later...
"uh- A MODEL"
when you canât decide if you want an actor *dead or alive* as a family member or someone you want to *redacted* you! ð« examples include : cary grant or jennifer aniston.
or you just like using this ð emoji.
god I think The Ceren Theory has gotten to me!!!
when youâre super indecisive and love to change your username, twitter layout, editing theme and mood every 15 seconds. youâre also obsessed with 20 different celebs and you grow an obsession for a new one every day and you use letterboxd like itâs your lifeline ð© â¤ï¸ ð ð©
The Faith Theory is more of a problem than an actual Theory.
when you watch over 200 films in the span of 3 months and you have an obsession with reviewing them on letterboxd
my friend called me crazy for following The Jolie Theory when honestly iâm just superior to them in every way tbh
when youâre the straightest of the group but have a thing for a woman named zooey or youâre in a discord group that watches movies BUT NEVER JOINS IN TO WATCH THE MOVIES!!!
youâve also been kicked out of faniston twitter ð
The Ella Theory is honestly the most unproblematic and most simple theory!