corproach

Someone that has worked in a corporation for so long they have the ability to survive in a corporate environment using their acquired skills of manipulation, deception, kissing arse and being an all-round piece of shit. It is said that a cockroach would survive a nuclear holocaust. As such, the corporate roach survives the worst type of corp-shit.

Bill: How has Steve been here for 7 years? He's not even that good at his job.
Hitesh: He's a fucking corproach, mate.

pro-merk

To get merked in a professional situation, especially when your boss throws you under the bus.

Bill: I can’t believe Steve blamed you for his massive fuckup in front of everyone in that meeting just now

Hitesh: Yeah, I got pro-merked by that prick