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carrot

a long stick that is orange. it grows under the ground and is very yummy.

your mom shoved a carrot up her ######

by farquad69er April 5, 2023


Eleanor

A freaky deaking crazy gurl who doesn't let anyone tell her what to do. If she is around someone who's a boy and his name starts with J, all hell will break loose. Eleanor talks loudly too. She is a very funky individual who is a great friend, if you can look past the murder. She is very kind and noice if she warms up to you. Eleanors also have an attack feature, just turn her to a direction and yell, your mom, BOOM children will have only one arm. Eleanors are a one of a kind alien that you should watch out for.

Rob: "Eleanor, I don't know what to do!"
Eleanor: "Just do your mom."
Rob: "Good idea."

*Eleanor has a bag full of appendages*
Eleanor: "Whatever will I do with these?"
Santa: " Eleanor why are you giving these limbs to me?"

An Eleanor is unexpected but welcomed.

by farquad69er April 5, 2023