how to be depressed

Ask out your crush. Her answer will either make you depressed or happy!

"Hey, i like you!" you say.
"Everyone hates you, just go away." She replies
You cry and become depressed.
This is how to be depressed.

Oliver

Oliver is an amazing human who has a crush for ages on someone, unlike over people he will stay with the crush he likes for a LONG TIME. Oliver is kind, strong, wealthy, and dream chasing. Oliver is loved by thousands but will stay loyal. He will protect his friends even if he knows he'll lose. You never want to know mess with a Oliver; he can easly beat people in races, fighting competitions, and loyal ness. Oliver is perfect and everyone praises him.

'Hey, look its Oliver " shouted a boy.
"He looks amazing " blushed his girlfriend.
The next thing the boy knows it that he's single and his ex-girlfriend loves Oliver.